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A closed mouth gathers no feet.	http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=unknown	Unknown

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody elseuse it, and get a new one every six months.	http://www.timelessquotes.com/famous_quotes/Clifford_Stoll/46560.html	Clifford Stoll

Music is the shorthand of emotion.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Tolstoy	Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910) Russian novelist

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!	http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=unknown	Unknown

Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Paul_Richter	Jean Paul Richter (1763 - 1825) famous German humorist

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berthold_Auerbach	Berthold Auerbach (1812-1882) German Author

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger asthey get closer. Then it hit me.	http://www.boardofwisdom.com/default.asp?topic=1005&listname=Humor	Unknown

It takes less time to do something right than to explain why itwas done wrong.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Longfellow	Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (February 27, 1807 – March 24, 1882)

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd bestteach it to dance.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw	George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.	http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=unknown	Unkown

Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposedto be.	http://www.bobdylan.com	Bob Dylan

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.	http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1654.html	Aldous Huxley, "Music at Night", 1931

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of thestrong.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandhi	Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoda	Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein	Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.	http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=unknown	Unknown

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.	http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Andy_Warhol/	Andy Warhol (1928 - 1987), The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.	http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/e/edgar_allan_poe.html	Another Poe - I LOVE this! I want to incorporate it into my nexttattoo.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is calleda philosopher.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Bierce	Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

Logic is in the eye of the logician.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Steinem	Gloria Steinem

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough tomake them all yourself.	http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=unknown	Unknown

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._G._Wells	H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Hoffer	Eric Hoffer (July 25, 1902 – May 21, 1983), American social writer

The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.	http://www.famous-quotes-and-quotations.com/funny-quotations.html	Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Without music, life would be a mistake.	http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/quotes.html	Friedrich Nietzsche (October 15, 1844 – August 25, 1900)

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein	Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seneca_the_Younger	Seneca, the Roman philosopher (4 BC-65AD)

It is never too late to be what you might have been.	http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=unknown	Unkown

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Gustav_Jung	Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.	http://www.famous-quotes-and-quotations.com/shakespeare-quotes.html	William Shakespeare (1564 -1616)

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein	Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde	Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Praise out of season, or tactlessly bestowed, can freeze the heart as much as blame.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_S._Buck	Pearl S. Buck (June 26, 1892 – March 6, 1973)

Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seneca_the_Younger	Seneca, the Roman philosopher (4 BC-65AD)

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_ford	Henry Ford (July 30, 1863 – April 7, 1947)

All I can do is be me, whoever that is.	http://www.bobdylan.com	Bob Dylan

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.	http://www.boardofwisdom.com/default.asp?topic=1005&listname=Fun Phrases	Unknown

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learningto see an imperfect person perfectly.	http://www.boardofwisdom.com/	Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

My God is rock'n'roll.	http://www.loureed.org	Lou Reed

One of my problems is that I internalize everything. I can't express anger. I grow a tumor instead.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen	Woody Allen

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandhi	Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_Delano_Roosevelt	Franklin D. Roosevelt (January 30, 1882 – April 12, 1945), 32ndPresident of the United States (1933-1945)

Patience is never more important than when you're about to loseit.	http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=unknown	Unknown

Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_ford	Henry Ford (July 30, 1863 – April 7, 1947)

Nothing endures but change.	http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Heraclitus/	Heraclitus (540 BC - 480 BC), from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.	http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/quotes.html	Jimi Hendrix - (1942-1970)

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both calledusers?	http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Clifford_Stoll/	Clifford Stoll

I don't have a problem with authority. I have a problem with people telling me what to do.	http://www.aetv.com/rollergirls/index.jsp	The rebel in me loves this while the manager in me cringes. Being a grown up sux! Quote is from one of the chicks from A&E's commericla for the new Roller Girls show.

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_S._Buck	Pearl S. Buck (June 26, 1892 – March 6, 1973)

The greatest remedy for anger is delay.	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seneca_the_Younger	Seneca, the Roman philosopher (4 BC-65AD)

Honey - the shit's insane!	http://www.sandrabernhard.com/	Sandra Bernhard and oh it's so true!!

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog,it's too dark to read.	http://www.famous-quotes-and-quotations.com/funny-quote.html	Julius "GROUCHO" Marx 1890-1977

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!	http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx	Dr. Strangelove 1964

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!	http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx	Auntie Mame 1958

I've always felt that blues, rock 'n' roll and country are justabout a beat apart.	http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/quotes.html	Waylon Jennings (1937-2002)

We loved with a love that was more than love.	http://www.bartleby.com/101/695.html	From Annabel Lee by Poe. Simply said. Simply wonderful.